|Orc Wars are fought with semi-automatics, shotguns, tasers, Indian medicine men, rednecks and even elven princesses with bad dye-jobs who do jumping front kicks. |
|Dragonfyre The Worldgate Sentinel?|
Not a bad poster, frankly.
Bad news on the doorstep:When they're not shootin a Lord Of The Rings or Hobbit movie, I suppose you can have all the Orc costumes on the cheap. Frank Veenstra over at Bobafett1138 pardons the cheapness but finds it particularly annoyin that all modern Orcs sound like they walked in from the Peter Jackson movies.
|"So... err... gimme all your gold, fool."|
Reminds me of:Timeline (2003) starrin Gerard Butler, Paul Walker and Frances O'Connor. That was a neat little timewaster that was very serviceable, though.
Most memorable line:I'd be damned if I remembered any lines at all.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?Not unwatchable, lest you think I'm bein too harsh. However, it's hard to get into the mood with all the ATVs and grenades soundin off, while both the good guys and the bad guys hardly register a significant note. Well, if you're hardly payin attention, the adventure is largely inoffensive. Do check out its official Facebook fan page for more info.★★
|Director signing off DVD copies to send to the Kickstarter financiers who donated to the cause. The Orcs thank you guys for lunch, I'm sure.|
|♩♬ The hills are alive ♪♫ With the sound of orcs ♪♪|
|Raised in Tirana, Budapest, Hungary; and Vienna, Austria, she
settled in Michigan at the age of seven. |
English is her fourth language.
|I started laughing at this part, I think.|
|Orc, up close and personal.|
|Japanese artwork for the DVD. Absolutely awesome job, I gotta say.|
|Maclain Nelson as Scooter.|
|Taylor Russell Gourley.|